Monday, June 1, 2009

Dr. Obvious, Scientifically Studying and Reporting the Obvious

A recent scientific study revealed that big/overweight NFL players are prone to high blood pressure. It's a real study, I swear.

here's what was revealed in other studies by the same group of scientists:

- marathon runners are prone knee problems

- the pope is prone to wearing a funny hat

- people are prone to thinking that marathon runners are crazy

- bears are prone to defecating in the woods

- people are also prone to thinking that puppies, kittens and babies are cute

- drunk pilots are prone to crashing their airplanes

- monkey are prone to throwing their own feces

- people are prone to drowning when attempting to breath underwater unassisted

- scientists are prone to studying the obvious.

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